- reading french: the words are tumbling out of my mouth like a smooth river this is beautiful
- reading german: wow so strong and direct
- reading latin: i'm smart as fuck
- reading spanish: how sexy am i right now
- reading italian: ok i probably sound like i'm trying to speak spanish but doing badly
- reading russian: literally what
- Interviewer: You've been around for 10 years—where do you see yourself in 10 years?
- Alex Turner: On a speedboat.
- Interviewer: In a tracksuit?
- Alex Turner: Tracksuit on a speedboat.
- Interviewer: Not on tour?
- Alex Turner: Maybe I'm on my way to the show in the speedboat.